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Gaydar Yahtzee

GAYDAR YAHTZEE

[a game for two players aged 18 and up]

The Background

The game of Gaydar Yahtzee was born in an idle evening,

when, distracted from my studies by an obstinate and

feverish erection, I heaved shut my weighty digest on the

discovery of a new breed of burrowing dinosaur, and

proceeded to milk myself. Gaydar, the preferred website for

expedient palmistry, was not letting me log in, because I

refused to pay for their services. Circumventing their rules,

which I will not explain at length, I attempted to guess at

profile names that might provide photographic images that

would quicken, ever quicken, the process of purging myself.

That evening, in the reading room of my stately home, I

never completed my manly duties; I became wholly

obsessed with cultivating the rules of Gaydar Yahtzee. What

follows is the fruit of my year long travails.

The Rules

• Players take it in turns to select a name that they think

a gay man looking for sex on the internet might call

themselves.

•

The profile name is checked at gaydar.co.uk. This is

done by visiting

•

Players score points according to what (often

surprising) sights appear.

Gaydar Yahtzee