Tooth Fairy Letter Template printable pdf download

Tooth Fairy Letter Template

The Tooth Fairy

Tooth Fairy Land

Dear Young Sir or Madam,

Kindest regards for leaving one (1) tooth under your pillow. I attempted to retrieve it last night but am

unable to remit payment for its full value due to the situation(s) outlined below:

__ Tooth was not present at the time of the Tooth Fairy's visit. Tooth Fairy will attempt re-delivery.

__ Tooth contained excessive decay or damage.

__ Tooth has not yet fully emerged from the mouth. Pre-emptive Tooth Fairy submissions are not

accepted at this time.

__ Extensive owner-inflicted extraction damage was found on the tooth, including but not limited to:

pliers marks, string residue, glue, magnetic devices, explosives.

__ Tooth found was not human. Tooth Fairy, LLC, and its derivative companies do not accept teeth of

dogs, cats, squirrels, rabbits, small rodents or any other non-biped species.

__ Item left was examined in Tooth Fairy Labs and found to be artificial: a forged, or fake, tooth. No

compensation shall be given in the event of attempts to defraud the Tooth Fairy.

__ The tooth procured, when checked with official Tooth Fairy records, was found to be a tooth for

which payment was already remitted. No double payments will be issued.

__ Evidence was uncovered indicating that you no longer believe in the Tooth Fairy,

or professed to younger believers that there is "no Tooth Fairy." Such utterances

make the child-Tooth Fairy contract null and void.

Please feel free to appeal this decision, and/or to resubmit the tooth

following approved guidelines.

Kindest regards,

Tooth Fairy Letter Template