Secret Easter Bunny Letter Template - Puns

The (Secret) Easter Bunny

Dear Friend,

You probably thought you’d have figured out your

Secret Bunny by now, but I’m too good. No one knows my

identity. They’d only rabbit it about to each other.

Nobunny knows me and before I can dy-clare myself

to you, I have to give you this great gift. It is truly

eggsellent.

Now that you’ve found the present, don’t bother

looking north, south, Easter west for me, as I am long

gone. If you figure it out, though, pick up your phone and

dye-al my number. It should be pretty easy. How many

people do you know with jokes this bad?

Hopfully you’ve discovered my identity by now, since

I’m all out of puns.

From the basketcase that is your

-Secret Bunny

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