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Affidavit

To all to whom these presents shall come, greeting,

I, Me, My, Myself, Affiant, One, living, breathing man with an address correction c/o

Jack Rabbit Patriot Temporary Mail Location, 4800 Briar Patch Lane, city commonly

known as Cotton Tail, county commonly known as Swamp, and territory commonly

known as Bugs Bunny, being of sound mind, and over the age of twenty-one, whose

advocate is Jesus, the Christ, reserving all rights, and who has no bar attorney, and does

not waive counsel, knowingly and willingly Declares and Duly affirms, according to law,

in special appearance, in good faith, with no intention to delay or obstruct, and with full

intent to preserve and promote the public confidence in the integrity and impartiality of

the judiciary, that the following statements and facts, in the matter(s) of C02-1999-C1,

and any matter relating to this, are of my own first-hand knowledge, and are the truth,

the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, with a belief in a life hereafter having rewards

and punishments, so help me God.

1. I, Affiant, owns the address Jack Rabbit Patriot, and speaks only for Jack

Rabbit Patriot, and speaks for no other person, entity, individual, group, organization,

association, order or society, whether incorporated or not, and is not misrepresenting

herself, and has not duly granted, sold or donated any power of appointment, special

power of appointment, general power of appointment in trust, or any general or special

franchise of her name, character, or living body to any other, with the exception of

general power of attorney to Big Big Bunny and Little Miss Cottontail to act in my stead

by private contract;

2. Affiant States that I, am not, and my name is not JACK RABBIT

PATRIOT, JACK R PATRIOT, JACK PATRIOT, Jack R Patriot, nor Jack Patriot nor am

I associated with JACK RABBIT PATRIOT, JACK R PATRIOT, JACK PATRIOT, Jack R

Patriot, Jack Patriot, nor related to, and have no contact, nor contract, franchise,

donation to, nor automatic, nor pre-existing arrangement, duly certified or not, with any

such person, nor entitlements of any such person;

3. Affiant states that I, am not responsible now, nor have I ever been responsible

for any/all debts or encumbrances of JACK RABBIT PATRIOT, JACK R PATRIOT,

JACK PATRIOT, Jack R. Patriot, or Jack Patriot;

4. Affiant states that I, am not a corporation, nor a body corporate, nor am

intending or undertaking to become a body corporate;

5. Affiant states that neither what is commonly known as the STATE OF BUGS

BUNNY, nor State of Bugs Bunny, nor BUGS BUNNY, nor BB, or any derivative thereof;

the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, UNITED STATES, the United States of America,

United States, nor USA, nor their agents, representatives, assigns, or contacts, have or

have had custody or have been donated custody, by Me, of any of My documents,

General Affidavit Form