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Tooth Fairy Letter Child Asking For More

The Tooth Fairy

Tooth Fairy Land

Dearest Friend,

I heard that you’ve been doing some hard bargaining lately about this new

tooth you lost. I have to admit, it is quite a fine tooth, and I would love to add

it to my special collection. Unfortunately, it seems you’re asking for $2.00

instead of our agreed-upon 75 cents.

Now, first of all, that’s a 166.667% increase. What makes this tooth so

special? I understand that your baby teeth are getting rarer and you’re getting

older, but I don’t think inflation is quite that bad yet. So what is it? Is this tooth

made out of solid gold? Does it grant wishes? I didn’t think so.

Here’s the deal. I’ll pay the $2.00 instead of 75 cents because I do really want

that tooth. Unfortunately, I’m going to have to charge you a processing fee of

25 cents, an overcharge fee of 25 cents, and an extra delivery service charge

of 50 cents. Hey, I don’t make the rules. Well, I do, but these are my terms.

So I hope this $1.00 buys you something nice and fun. If you want to

negotiate for that extra buck, I’ll bet your parents have some chores they’d be

happy to pay for.

Love,

Tooth Fairy Letter Child Asking For More