Tooth Fairy Apology Letter


The Tooth Fairy
Tooth Fairy Land
I am so sorry to have to be the one to break this to you, but your Tooth
Fairy gravy train has come to an end. No more money under your pillow.
You’ll have to get a job, or start doing your chores, or something. I’m not
subsidizing your video game habit any longer.
Long story short, I’ve run out of money. Tapped out. Broke. The recession
affected everybody, you know. I'm not immune to the ups and downs of the
stock market just because I deal in teeth instead of gold. And believe me,
no one leaves gold teeth under their pillow.
Here’s a little something for you anyway. If you think you can do better
selling your teeth on the street, be my guest. Take it easy.
Your pal,


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