Tooth Fairy Apology Letter

The Tooth Fairy

Tooth Fairy Land

Hello,

I am so sorry to have to be the one to break this to you, but your Tooth

Fairy gravy train has come to an end. No more money under your pillow.

You’ll have to get a job, or start doing your chores, or something. I’m not

subsidizing your video game habit any longer.

Long story short, I’ve run out of money. Tapped out. Broke. The recession

affected everybody, you know. I'm not immune to the ups and downs of the

stock market just because I deal in teeth instead of gold. And believe me,

no one leaves gold teeth under their pillow.

Here’s a little something for you anyway. If you think you can do better

selling your teeth on the street, be my guest. Take it easy.

Your pal,

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