Repo Claus Visit Santa Letter Template printable pdf download

Repo Claus Visit Santa Letter Template

Santa Claus

The North Pole

Dear Friend,

So. You and I have had some trouble in the past with gifts. Maybe I

haven’t been the most intuitive philanthropist in the world, and

maybe you’ve been a little ungrateful. Whatever.

This year I’m making some clear rules. If, on December 26, I feel

like you’re not significantly “in the spirit” of Christmas, I’m sending

my brother after you.

Repo Claus lives in the South Pole and rides a sleigh pulled by

komodo dragons. He takes back all of the gifts and toys from

whining Scrooges like you. You may be visited by Repo Claus for

any of the following reasons:

• Undetectable amounts of holiday spirit

• Complained about nature of gift

• Complained about quality of gift

• Felt that gift was “not a fair exchange” for milk and cookies

• Tried to return gift to the store

• Tried to hock gift on eBay

• Tried to re-gift gift to coworkers, family, or friends

I hope that this year you really reevaluate what’s important to you.

Otherwise, Repo Claus might take your TV, too. He’s really not

terribly discriminate.

Love,

Repo Claus Visit Santa Letter Template